home theater So here are eight situations where a home theater system would make a situation better:

1. You are throwing your grandma’s 86th birthday and all her hard of hearing friends from dance class are on their way.

2. Your apartment neighbor who shares a wall with your bedroom is a practicing tenor for the local opera and only has time to practice after a long day at work.

3. You bring home a hot date and throw on a scary movie knowing a home theater will have her leaping into your arms when the killer jumps onto the screen.

4. One of your friends loves to sing along with songs but their voice is shrill enough to crack glass so you turn up the home theater.

5. An annoying neighbor without fail comes knocking on your door minutes after you come home from work looking for a buddy to play dominoes with so you turn up the home theater system to mask his knocks.
6. The married couple above you brings home their first baby and you wonder how something so small can make so much noise.

8. Your mom calls wanting to have a long conversation where she says, “Just tell me everything that’s going on,” so before answering because you know her so well, you turn up the home theater and tell her you’re out at a noisy venue.